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Story of my life

Story of my life

newqueenbee:

unicornflakes:

idontlikemyhairneat:

Things That Make Me Anxious, January 2012.

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Omg, I HATE when guys feel the need to spread their legs so wide apart, especially in public. Like, your penis is not so big that it needs a football field length down there. It just looks so gross and tacky and sometimes you can kinda see it all smushed between the stretched-out fabric. And when you’re sitting next to someone on public transport it is so annoying and rude that you’re taking up all that room and making me feel uncomfortable at the same time. It doesn’t look manly. It just pisses everyone off and makes you look like a douche. And all this is coming from a guy.

newqueenbee:

unicornflakes:

idontlikemyhairneat:

Things That Make Me Anxious, January 2012.

<3

Omg, I HATE when guys feel the need to spread their legs so wide apart, especially in public. Like, your penis is not so big that it needs a football field length down there. It just looks so gross and tacky and sometimes you can kinda see it all smushed between the stretched-out fabric. And when you’re sitting next to someone on public transport it is so annoying and rude that you’re taking up all that room and making me feel uncomfortable at the same time. It doesn’t look manly. It just pisses everyone off and makes you look like a douche. And all this is coming from a guy.

LOVE THIS!!!

LOVE THIS!!!

My Huge Puppy

My Huge Puppy

I&#8217;ve ran into more Mac users today at work and in my personal life than normal.  I wish they would just come to terms that Macs are Fischer Price toys that cost a fortune.  The funny part is that they break just as often or more than the PCs I maintain at work so what is really being gained here I mean honestly?  Is it just a compensation for not being computer literate?  It usually takes me about 30 seconds to help someone figure out their Apple computer problems and I don&#8217;t even own an Apple product outside of an iPod and an iPhone.
What&#8217;s the freakin&#8217; deal!?!?!?

I’ve ran into more Mac users today at work and in my personal life than normal.  I wish they would just come to terms that Macs are Fischer Price toys that cost a fortune.  The funny part is that they break just as often or more than the PCs I maintain at work so what is really being gained here I mean honestly?  Is it just a compensation for not being computer literate?  It usually takes me about 30 seconds to help someone figure out their Apple computer problems and I don’t even own an Apple product outside of an iPod and an iPhone.

What’s the freakin’ deal!?!?!?

Just remember&#8230;

Just remember…

I have traveled where naivety still reigns supreme

I have traveled where naivety still reigns supreme

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